found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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