this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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