I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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