Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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