dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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