bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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