There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
it glows. i had to have it.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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