she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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