Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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