I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
