But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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