You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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