i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
