Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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