i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How does one acquire holy water?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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