Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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