i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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