RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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