it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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