i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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