i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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