I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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