So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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