she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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