On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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