belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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