Plan B is the new Plan A
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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