thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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