he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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