I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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