Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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