I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She even gives head with a lisp.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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