that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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