tonight lets celebrate not being married
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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