I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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