She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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