Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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