Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It's never too late to be topless.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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