TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
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Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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