Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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