hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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