don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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