She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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