whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.