How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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