Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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