Sponge bath it is.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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