butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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