I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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