I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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