It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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