it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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