dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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