absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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