i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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