I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We have started to decorate penises.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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