yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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